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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 120 pound man with the 60 pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts."
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"Tell your mom to stop using different colored lipstick... My dick is starting to look like a rainbow"
"What do Mexicans put under their carpet? Underlay! Underlay!"
"I once wanted to start a pessimist club, but I knew it would never work."
"A musician was arrested... He's in treble."
"Since Fall Out Boy broke up I want to start a female group called Fall Down Girl. There's no singing, we just get wasted and fall down a lot"
"[1st date] HER: My favorite movie is Zoolander, how bout u? ME: OMG SAME HER: What part's ur fave? ME: Um [sweating] when he lands a zoo"
"Women can split open our bodies & chuck living human beings out of our midsections so how about you go ahead & pay us as much as men."