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Joke of the Day

"I milked the cow ""We don't have a cow"" the neighbors' cow then ""Their cat?"" Pretty sure it was a cow he was saying moo ""Meow"" Ah shoot"

"My career as a karate instructor finally came to an end. The parents found out I wasn't qualified and just enjoyed kicking children."

"Yo girl, you must be a butterfly 'Cuz I feel like I wanna mount you."

"What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors? A reptile dysfunction"

"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."

"how to beat an egg: - literally pick any game you want, they dont even have hands"

"A robber went into a music store. Everybody got down."

"What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to? Rub-a-dubstep!"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAAAAN!!!"

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"