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Joke of the Day

"I milked the cow ""We don't have a cow"" the neighbors' cow then ""Their cat?"" Pretty sure it was a cow he was saying moo ""Meow"" Ah shoot"

"People don't like my jokes. People don't like my jokes, and that's fine because I'm not punny."

"What's the name of that movie about the war horse? War Biscuit"

"There were four cats in a boat one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !"

"The walk of shame: When you toss a paper ball in trash, miss, then have to go get it."

"Give me the best joke you have"

"What is Helen Kellers favorite color? Corduroy."

"I was recently diagnosed with depression It made me sad"

"Did you hear about the guy who froze himself? I hear he is 0K!"

"What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out? A phoney friend!"