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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"
Next Joke
"There's only one thing I love more than bacon ...and I can't put pussy in my mashed potatoes."
"The ostrich may have the right idea but I hate sand in my hair."
"Why do cows wear bells? ...because their horns don't work."
"Johnny Depp could lose 250 hands of strip poker in a row and wouldn't even have all his thumb rings off yet."
"I had to perform CPR on my girlfriend during sex last night. When she's half-inflated it's just not the same."
"""Ooh, a new friend request...who the hell is Iqbal???"""
"How do you tie two half ducks together? with ducktape!! "
"I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 5 minutes. It's about Russia."
"How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ? Melon-collie !"