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Joke of the Day
"A robber went into a music store. Everybody got down."
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"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie"
"I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat"
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. ""No hablo ingles."""
"My girlfriend keeps telling me she's not a fire nymph. She just has chlamydia."
"No wonder Satan hates humanity... We draw him as the ugliest goat alive"
"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"
"Why can't bikes stand up on their own? They are two tired."
"A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said ""What will you take....30 days or $30."" The man replied ""I think I'll take the money."""
"I fell over a toilet roll display at my local supermarket I cut my leg badly and was rushed to hospital. I said to the doctor, ""what's the damage"" He replied, ""just some torn tissue""."