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Joke of the Day
"The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain."
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"That incessant, monotonous football is really ruining my enjoyment of the vuvuzelas."
"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. ..I'll show myself out."
"DNA What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? [Kicked out of the zoo.](/spoiler)"
"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise... ...there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence."
"ME: My name is Nigel and I'm an alcoholic. AA GROUP: Hi Nigel. *cut to confessional camera* ME: I'm here to WIN, not to make friends."
"I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn't reach the cookies in the cupboard."
"I've always admired a man in a uniform who is soft, sweet and tender. I guess my perfect match is the Stay Puft Marshmellow man."
"Have you ever been hit repeatedly by a wave? It hertz a lot"
"Aardvarks aare so aanoying. Aalmost everything theyre aasociated with is aanoying. I get Aangry just thinking aabout them. Aalso Aarons."