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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to drive to the shop to buy some guacamole I didn't avocado"
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"What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? Your keyboard!! (credits to NCS)"
"Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me"
"""Hi, how much for a slice of pizza?"" A slice is $2.50, and second slice only $1. ""I'd like 3 second slices please"""
"When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space & finish building my Death Star before we go."
"Here's a fact, gay guys love vagina. Okay, that might be wrong. I'm just trying to get my facts straight."
"Everyone is freaking out because I brought my own gavel to court, no one knows if I'm allowed to do this, the judge is crying"
"Did you hear about the kidnapping recently? The goatherd woke him up."
"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You dont know, *coz you weren't there, man!*"
"Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement... . . . . . At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'."