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Joke of the Day

"What do you call suicide committed while shitting? Seppooku."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race"

"It's hard to have a Polaroid camera and not seem ""kidnappy""."

"Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates."

"What kind of letters do feminists send? Hate male."

"Why'd the man buy a 30 pack of condoms instead of the 10 pack... So he'd get the best bang for his buck."

"Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why? Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa."

"My wife likes too talk after sex So she calls me from the hotel room."

"What did the cow wear to the football game? A Jersey."

"[if Lois Lane was a witness] Criminal: *puts on glasses* Lois Lane: I'm sorry, I've never seen this man before."