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Joke of the Day

"What would you name a prequel to a story about a man who doesn't age Personally I'm happy with 'The Picture of Ionian Gray'"

"UK - We call it Autumn, from the French word ""autompne"" and later, the Latin ""autumnus"" USA - WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL DOWN"

"I just fake-went-to-the-bathroom to avoid someone. He followed me in. I don't think the pee noises I'm making with my mouth are working."

"This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him."

"How was your thanksgiving? >> Very stuffing."

"Some people may call me an agnostic but I'm a God-fearing man -- afraid she might exist"

"1 in 3 homicides start with a passive aggressive note. But of course you are too busy to read it."

"A Scotsman walks out of a bar. ..."

"What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing."

"I just gave birth... I had a cow."