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"What do you call a phantom by a campfire? A toasty ghosty"
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"If you can recite the alphabet backwards to a police officer they will arrest you for fingering a minor."
"""Kiss me"", moaned the attractive blonde... ""Absolutely not"", replies her doctor. ""It would be most unprofessional of me. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be fucking you!"""
"What did God say to Noah? ""Make a backup, I need to re-format this."""
"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate his tits a lot."
"I asked my wife if she was a contortionist... And she got totally bent out of shape."
"I watched Canadian porn today... 2 girls 1 Stanley Cup ----------------- Credit Jeff Ross"
"What if I told you... You read the first line wrong Made you look"
"What do you call a man without shins? Tony. (A joke created by a non-redditing friend)"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: To propagate authoritarianism and generate revenue for the state? Cop: Besides that."