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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? **A pilot** ... you racist"
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"People say you can't compare apples to oranges... ... always seemed like a fruitful comparison to me though."
"A Polish girl got married On her wedding night, she received something long and hard from her husband. It was his last name."
"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."
"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."
"I thought I found my soul mate for a minute there, but he was just a pervert on the internet. *runs after him"
"Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating."
"Women are like stars... At first they are small and hot, then they get bigger and bigger, then finally they suck the life out of everything around them."
"So someone called me a dick... So it got me thinking, yeah it checks out; roommates are a couple of nuts, neighbor's an asshole, and my friend is kind of a cunt."
"What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ? Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked."