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Joke of the Day
"What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in ""unt""? Aunt."
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"Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language? It has no class."
"What's brown and sticky? Shit"
"What do black men hear most after sex? Back to your cell, inmate."
"Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon? (OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee"
"Me: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier Dan from the next cubicle: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier"
"I lost my only son today. Ha! Talk about a bad heir day."
"What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea? Help! I'm melting!"
"October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them."
"Every trip to the supermarket is a game of ""Dodge The Indecisive Old People With My Cart."""