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Joke of the Day

"What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea? Help! I'm melting!"

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"When you refuse to pay your exorcist: ...you get repossessed."
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"Told a girl she's more attractive when she's not wearing glasses and she said I'm also more attractive when she's not wearing glasses."