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Joke of the Day
"What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea? Help! I'm melting!"
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"The difference between your boyfriend and Ronda Rousey is... Ronda actually gets paid to disappoint people for 48 seconds."
"Doctor... can I bathe with diarrhea? Hmm, yes if you shit enough..."
"Yeah, I knew Shakespeare in college. Typical neck bard."
"My Wife and I made love today for the first time in weeks. (X-POST from r/shortscarystories) I put her back in the freezer afterwards."
"They say every 2 out of 3 people live next door to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
"Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with ""mix-ins."" Hot Mash Potatery"
"Thought about helping an old lady across the street but she prob doesnt have Facebook & wont make a post about it that goes viral so no thx"
"Jose Cuervo showed up at his girlfriend's house with a gun... Tequila"
"What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !"