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Joke of the Day

"Me: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier Dan from the next cubicle: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier"

"It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars."

"I took a selfie with my uncle. Everyone behind us shook their heads. I never know how to behave at wakes."

"Whats the best thing about having sex with a pregnant woman? You get pussy and head at the same time."

"Have you ever had North Korean food? No? Neither have they."

"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"

"What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom? He's a real fun-guy."

"Most people don't think I'm as old as I am until they hear me stand up."

"Did you hear about the guy who said there were no rivers in Africa? He was in de-Nile."

"How can you tell if a witch is on a diet? Her food is potion-controlled."