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Joke of the Day

"Me: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier Dan from the next cubicle: it's annoying sitting so close to the office copier"

"I'm thinking about starting a feminist group. It's called Ovary-Action."

"An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See I told you he was stupid'"

"My black friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library. I said ""WTF man, it's 2015. You can use whatever printer you want."""

"Friend: Your three kids are so well behaved! Me: Well .... there used to be four."

"I don't like how funerals are usually at 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person. Edit: WHY THE HELL DID THIS MAKE THE JOKES FRONT PAGE"

"What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads"

"I like my women like I like my golf scores, in the 80's with a slight handicap."

"My thesis just came back with ""Appendix?"" scrawled on it. Seems a little forward but I thought: sure, why not?."

"What is Superman's comedy sketch show called? Essen-El"