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Joke of the Day
"Fallout (spoiler) I heard Fallout 4 is a real blast from the past..."
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"How do hurricanes see? -With one eye"
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"WARNING: DO NOT TRY AND EAT WARREN BUFFET. HE IS NOT AN ACTUAL BUFFET AND IS NOT MADE OF FOOD"
"I've built a labyrinth for my pigs. It's ham-mazing."
"Doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand A neutron walks into a bar, and asks: ""How much for a drink?"". To which the bartender replies: ""For you, no charge"""
"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"
"Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily."
"I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell."
"Confucius say man who drops watch in toilet... ...has shitty time"