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Joke of the Day
"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."
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"A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says I don't have a headache!"" He says ""Aha!"""
"Why Kobe's Still Married Kobe: What do you want for your birthday this year? Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring."
"Why does the little mermaid where sea shells? 'Cause the B-shells were too small."
"The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 miles away"
"What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet? A Lenintil..."
"Why do most black men's eyes appear bloodshot after sex? Mace."
"There are three things I hate... * reposts * bullet lists * irony"
"If a girl has sex with many guys, she's called a slut, but if a guy does the same... ... he's called gay."
"How do you know it's time to do the dishes? Look in your pants, if you see a penis, it's not time yet."