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Joke of the Day
"What did one deodorant say to the other? I can't understand you, your axe scent is too strong."
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"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Then I saw her arguing with him about money. Now I see Santa drinking by himself."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chest ! Chest who ? Chest-nuts for sale !"
"I asked my girlfriend to try anal, She got all butthurt."
"""A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat."" I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email."
"There are only 2 branches of the military... There are only 2 branches of the American Military: the Army & the Navy The Air Force is a corporation. The Marines are #*?& cult."
"I see you have some graph paper. You must be plotting something."
"she had the body of Serena Williams and the penis of Serena Williams"
"How do animals in children's books always have nicer houses than mine when they don't have jobs & all they do all day is learn life lessons?"
"A poll showed that North Korea is the happiest nation in the world! 100% of citizens reported being happy!"