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Joke of the Day

"What's 18 inches long and never gets used? Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech."

"How can you get a cannibal to go away? Give him the finger."

"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""

"I was having the best day of my life But then I woke up."

"How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods? Pretty Hot."

"I can't stop drinking about you."

"Why is Mortal Kombat X popular among SJWs? Because it has the Block Button. *cue the flames*"

"Why don't you ever say a joke about Jesus to a Christian? They become pretty cross..."

"What do you call Bob Dylan sucking your dick in a hurricane? The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind."

"Red neck word of the day ""fitness"" I don't think there's any way we're ""fitness"" in the back a da truck"