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Joke of the Day

"Every year my wife buys me Christmas gifts I didn't ask for. Why would I need this many books about foreplay?"

"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."

"You would be a good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"I didn't recognize you It's amazing how a person can compliment and insult you at the same time. Recently, when I greeted my coworker, she said, ""You look so gorgeous, I didn't recognize you."""

"Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?"

"You all need to stop worrying about Trump becoming the next president... There's no way he's moving into a smaller house in a black neighborhood!"

"What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters? They both downed spirits."

"I hate when I buy new shoes, and I have to learn to drive all over again."

"What do you call something with no body and a nose? Nobody knows!"

"A broke baker goes into a bar the bartender asks him for a joke for a payment for the beer The baker is sad because he can only do buns"