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Joke of the Day
"And the award for best neckwear goes to... huh, well would you look at that. It was a tie"
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"What did one saggy boob say to the other? ""We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"""
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"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"
"Then a guy with a rope necklace and flat brimmed hat came in and everyone felt better about their own problems."