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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a kid and a drawer? A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it."

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"BLACK AND BROWN Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher."
"You didn't question the free nachos or the ride in the van. But now that I've got a knife to your throat you're all ""why, why?"""
"Why does Barbie hate Amazon? because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls."
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"-I love you Juan. -I love you too bae , lets make love. -Im afraid. -But why bae? -what if I get pregnant? - I can promise you that wont happen Fernando."
"A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water."
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