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"Last week I fought for a woman's honor Apparently she wanted to keep it."
"Two friends meet after a long time. First one: Hey, you have changed a lot. Second: Yes, I just updated my software to latest version."
"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."
"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"
"I know... I know where the percentage symbol goes %50 of the time."
"The world would be a better place if we all stuck together. But it would be harder to go to the bathroom."
"You guys wanna hear a joke? Ellen Pao"
"I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?"
"No I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing at what I think of you."