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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !"

"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""

"[donating blood] Me [feeling lightheaded]: I'm gonna need that back"

"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator Only a fraction of you will get this"

"My favorite X-Men character is Nicki Minaj."

"Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion."

"How do you know someone is a Bernie Sanders supporter? Don't worry, he'll fucking tell you."

"Doing word problems as a kid as helped me in adulthood. ""Dan doesn't have enough money for his bills, how long before he is homeless?"""

"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his neck."