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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"

"What's Rihanna's favorite type of apple? She doesn't have one. She'll eat anyone that's bruised!"

"Just found out that my cat, Jellybeans, is just an old bag of jellybeans. Still love him so much."

"What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea."

"What do you call a building you can't locate? A warehouse"

"Just updated my resume. Changed 'ambitious' to 'am-no-longer-bitious'."

"""Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern."" ~ Me at McDonald's on pay day."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in, Robin."

"[2024] ""Yeah my dad left to get vape juice 6 years ago, but he never came back"""

"British woman suing McDonalds after finding a cigarette in her ONE year old's Happy Meal.As if ciggie wasn't the healthiest thing in the bag"