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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication"

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"Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns."
"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."
"Why don't any American football players wear glasses? Because it is a contact sport!"
"My family keeps bringing up my felony like I'm afraid to commit another one."
"Quest I went on a vision quest. I still ended up at Walmart."
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"Paul walkers new movie.. The flat and the furious."
"Why did the prostitute cry after her customer left? He gave her the biggest tip she ever had"
"What do you call a dumb seal? An imbeseal"
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