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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You break his neck."
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"You can't ban me from your neighborhood just because I ""look scary"" and ""want to kill you."" That's discrimination."
"""I'm so stoked!"" -An excited fireplace"
"LPT: Reproduce"
"Cell phone, I don't know why you keep capitalizing TEQUILA but I like the way you party."
"Me: My sex life is like your car. Friend: What? Sleek, performance-inspired, 6-speed, classic & acclaimed? Me: Nope. Electric powered."
"A roman centurion walked into a bar, raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead."
"What's the opposite of a hipster? A napster"
"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"
"What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection"