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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an infinite series with a finite result that has never had sex? Convirgin."

"Hey guys keep up the ""Bush did 9/11"" tweets I think the pressure is really grinding his gears"

"What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists."

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman."

"What do they call Independence Day in France? A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)"

"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."

"I never wanted to believe my husband was stealing from his job as a road worker... ...but when I got home all the signs were there."

"My phone number is one digit off from a local restaurant's. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll take reservations."

"I used to like banking... ... But then I lost interest."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene."