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Joke of the Day

"I used to like banking... ... But then I lost interest."

"Womb is pronounced 'woom' and tomb as 'toom' So the fact that bomb is pronounced 'bawm' makes my head go fucking *boom*."

"Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke! Luke: I'll never join you! Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays! Luke: NOOOOOO!!!"

"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""

"My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids."

"DID YOU KNOW? You can feed a lot of squirrels into those pneumatic tubes at the bank before the teller finds the shut-off switch."

"So we no longer say ""please"" and ""thanks"" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars."

"As a white man, it's hard to deal with the fact that I have a far greater chance of becoming a serial killer than I do of becoming a rapper."

"I've got a joke with no punchline.. I'm not joking!"

"A man walks into a Bar.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu"