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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder? Ben Ching."

"It ain't harassment if... Her ass meant to be slapped"

"""Okay, just gonna check Twitter ONE MORE TIME and then I'll get back to work."" - me, always"

"World's most Ridiculous alarm clock http://youtu.be/cHHHpbVJiOE"

"Darth Vader says to Luke 'I know what you're getting for Christmas'. Luke: How could you know that? Darth: I have felt your presents"

"What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings' queef."

"""Rapunzel! Let down your hair!"" RAPUNZEL: Hey hair, ya wanna go get ice cream? HAIR: Yeah! RAPUNZEL: Well too bad. Because we're not."

"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."

"Programming is like sex One mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime."

"What do you call an Arab with only 1 ball. Iqubal"