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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder? Ben Ching."

"Guess why they call me Thunder Penis? Because you can't see it"

"what do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll-up"

"I felt shit today My finger went through the toilet paper"

"Monica Lewinsky isn't voting for Hillary. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"What is a police called on her period? red bull"

"What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure? I got Kniiiiiives on it! [Original Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDqoLimejg) that inspired the joke."

"idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page"

"How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a bad joke teller? To get to the other side!"

"Why do Televisions have buttons? because they cant have zippers"