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Joke of the Day

"I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She told me that I have to stop jerking off. I asked, ""Why?"" She replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"I stick pins and needles in the people I don't like because can't afford voodoo dolls."

"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"

"What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches."

"""Nope, there is no i in team."" -Pat Sajak, accidentally giving away the puzzle"

"This gay guy I met was named Cinnamon(synonym) Now my ass is thesaurus"

"What do you call a naughty football joke? An offensive line"

"Squaring numbers are just like women If they are under 13 just do 'em in your head"

"Yo mama is so fat that... ...she should really be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem"

"Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with ""I love you?"" Oh yeah me neither."