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Joke of the Day
"What's a buddhists favourite curry? Chicken karma"
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"Did you hear that Jared from Subway might have been involved with child pornography? Sounds like he was just trying to beat fresh."
"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."
"I just gave my new secretary a sexy dress for her first week's salary. Next week, I'm going to raise her salary."
"What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll"
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates."
"omg this fire truck is being such an attention whore right now"
"""I'm calling you because you're easy."" ""You're not even very good."" ""You're just the best I can do this late."" Dominos: ""Your order, Sir?"""
"What starts with an F and ends in ""uck""? Fuck"
"Why aren't broken bones a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste"