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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? A spaniel."
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"To the guy that invented the number zero Thanks for nothing."
"Fear Factor would have been much scarier if it had just been people in their twenties trying to figure out how to have careers"
"Ichabod Crane in the streets the headless horseman in the sheets"
"""There are no dumb questions"" is truly the perfect trap for making dumb people reveal themselves."
"How do you catch a fish with peas? Drop some peas along the shore, and when a fish comes up to take a pea, you grab him."
"So, I'm painting a big blue rectangle in my backyard. So Google Earth will think that I have a pool :/"
"Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st? Because they have just finished a 31 day March."
"How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight"
"Dogs are perfect napkins because they just think you're petting them."