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Joke of the Day

"What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? A spaniel."

"The euthanasia has decreased in China since 1980. Because of the introduction of the ""one-child policy."""

"What is a black person's least favourite breakfast! Pancake. K. K. ^^^(Pan-K-K-K)"

"Fucking in lifts is wrong on so many levels"

"What was Hitlers favorite letter? Well I can tell you its Not C... and Not Z for sure __________ Just thought of this lol (the not C part) /u/PM_ME_2_SEE_MY_DICK .... thought of not z..."

"Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die? He was in de-Nile."

"Accidentally got melted butter on some fried chicken and this is my delicious origin story."

"I don't trust stairs... They look like they're up to something."

"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."

"So PornHub recently revealed what people all over the world were searching most frequently; finally answering a question I've always asked... What is this world coming to!?"