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Joke of the Day

"Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station."

"Mitt Romney says that people who are voting for Barack Obama don't work and don't pay taxes. I guess that means Romney is voting for Obama."

"I told my wife I am sending her a dick pic... She said "" I don't want your junk mail!"""

"What kind of tableware do gym trainers use? Pilates"

"Did you hear about the guy that lost his left side in an accident? He's all right now."

"Girl on Facebook Heyy i have not seen u since high school. Me. It's been a while. Her. Yea been married 6 years now : ) Me. Unfriend"

"How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad? None, they were all minerals."

"If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive... They'd eventually find me attractive"

"What animal is best at playing hide and seek? The airplane."

"Be careful what batteries you use. My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going."