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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scare crow win the award? He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun."

"What do you call people that you hate? Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day."

"Two peanuts walk into a bar... One was a salted."

"Favorite Old People Jokes"

"2016 Denial 2017 Anger 2018 Bargaining 2019 Depression 2020 Acceptance"

"""Hey Evolution, what the fuck?"" - Platypus"

"I miss being a sperm. I wish life was simple again."

"Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong."

"Life got you down? Just remember that you will never be as confused and sad as the friends and relatives of the world's first clown."

"Dasher, dancer, prancer, and vixen. The four stages of Bruce Jenner."