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Joke of the Day

"Once I walked across a road when the light was red. I felt so bad I went back and waited for the light to turn green."

"Don't argui with r/jokes... There's too many ri-postes."

"There once was ... There once was a fellow named Wes, who tried to make his comments the best, although sometimes he missed, he never expected to get dissed, but some redditors downvoted nonetheless."

"What are 8 Nougat-Bits? One Nougat-Byte"

"Why do bicycles fall over? They are two-tired."

"My Gold plated butt-plug business is being sued by Apple. Apparently they have a patent for overpriced crap for arseholes."

"Did you hear Miley Cyrus and her new boyfriend broke up? It wasn't twerking out."

"What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for? Assault and battery"

"how did hitler tie his shoesies? with little nazis"

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating First it was my wife and now her..."