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Joke of the Day

"Why is everyone worried about meteors instead of the possibility that Russia just got their own Superman?"

"My SO started smoking last night So I slowed down and applied some lube."

"Well... Well... Well... Welcome to stutterers anonymous"

"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""

"What does the Interstellar soundtrack and a porno film have in common? Swelling organs."

"Why couldn't Bing start a fire? No matches founds"

"I blame my parents subscription to National Geographic when I was a kid for my preference for black women."

"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."

"Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal"

"What do you call a see through father who was born with female genitalia? Transparent."