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Joke of the Day

"Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal"

"Urine is the opposite of you're out."

"I have a nice body. It's in my trunk."

"Kenyan men are the best at long distance relationships."

"I bet you 80908429702979720947290472390749270 ... That you didn't read that number :)"

"What do you call a racist police dog? A KKK-9"

"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."

"I was carrying some spaghetti as I walked past a priest.. You could say I moved some pasta past a pastor."

"Conservatives keep telling me to find Jesus How am I supposed to find him if they want him sent back to mexico and want a wall to keep him out?"

"My wife puts her pants on just like everyone else, but when she gets one leg in I push her over while she's off balance."