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Joke of the Day
"""Dad, am I adopted?"" ""No. We haven't found anybody who wants you yet."""
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"Every month I clean my shower with an ammonia based solution... ... Which is ironic because ammonia is what made it dirty in the first place."
"I was so excited when all my teachers called my work outstanding I haven't even handed it in yet!"
"What is white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"What is the best Vitamin for friendship? B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency."
"I have sex daily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk."
"What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y"
"Frostbite!! It snow joke!!"
"Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered dead?"
"Therapist: Alright, let's start at the beginning Me: *Sighs* I guess it all really started when I wasn't born a centaur"