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Joke of the Day
"Bobbing for apples is just waterboarding with fruit."
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"Hebrew Jokes How do you get a Jewish number........ you role up her sleeve"
"What I say: ""Does anyone need anything from the store?"" What I mean: ""I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."""
"Why did the psychic get fired? Because she didn't see it coming."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"
"Me: [stands under majestic tree watching leaves fall] This is beautiful [2 hours later buried under a mountain of leaves] you piece of shit"
"My ultra-cheesy pick up line, based on old Pepe Le Pew cartoons Le meooooww.... Le Purrrrrrrr... Le me?"
"What did the left ass cheek say to the right ass cheek? Whose the asshole in the middle."
"What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing you just run away!"
"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""