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Joke of the Day

"You know the jack in a box that scared the life out of you when you were a child? That's me as an adult cooking with my smoke detector"

"Why did the SpaceX rocket explode? because I don't love you anymore."

"Urban Outfitters is just Spencer Gifts in a fedora."

"Robin Williams It's a shame about robin Williams, but it's his own Damn fault. He should have listened to tinkerbell when she said ""think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts"""

"Honking the whole time isn't going to make everyone in front of you go any faster. Stupid geese."

"I never know the proper handshake to give a black guy wearing a suit."

"I don't really like my beard But it's growing on me"

"I hate people who make cancer jokes. They have no sense of tumor."

"My gay friend told me his old boyfriend never played with his balls, but his new one just can't stop playing with them I told him ""I suppose one man's junk is another mans treasure"""