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Joke of the Day

"Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box."

"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""

"What did the cannibal butcher say to his uneasy customer? Don't worry, it's all ethically sourced! All my produce commited suicide!"

"Please pray for the private school kid whose dad drops him off in a 3-year-old car."

"You ever randomly hear your mom singing 'Candy Shop' and then die a little inside?"

"Why did the architect have his house made backwards? So he could watch the football"

"What do you call it when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bail Credit goes to my friendly local pizza guy"

"Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified."

"I still miss my ex-wife BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !"