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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ? Brighton-der the light of the moon !"

"Me:I think I just saw the main guy from Transformers you know, ol' what's his name Friend: Shia Lebouff Me: Yeah, the one whose a truck"

"My top 5 exercises: -jumping to conclusions -flying off the handle -carrying things too far -dodging responsibilities -pushing my luck"

"Where do you find Klingons? On Uranus."

"what do you call a chav in a box? innit."

"I was going to read a book on the male reproductive system today... ...But, unfortunately, the bookstore informed that it never came."

"My friend is a med student, and decided to go into oncology Apparently it's a growth industry."

"How long do I microwave these turtles before I can teach them karate?"

"What do you call midget psychic on the run? A small medium at large."

"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."