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Joke of the Day

"My dress sock/running shoe combo says,""I do most of my running after accidentally reply-all'ing a mildly racist response to a business memo"""

"I'm participating in a 0.25K run to raise awareness for people with attention deficit disorder."

"Trump must be Hitler... ...because he sure is killin the pol(l)s right now!"

"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"

"im the funny guy that shouts ""remix!"" every time a cd skips, buy my stand up comedy digital download online at my web site"

"What do crazy girlfriends and chocolate have in common? They both kill your dog"

"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands. there is no cure."

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"The ISDS (Investor-State Dispute Settlement) clause of TTIP sounds so crazy that I begin to wonder: ISDS the real life? Or ISDS just fantasy?"

"I am not a racist (Nsfw) Racism is a crime, crime is for black people. I don't mean to hurt anyones feelings! A coworker just told me this."