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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes? /r/jokes is funny and /r/funny is a joke!"

"You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."

"The cat puked under my bed. Cleanup efforts only made it worse. It's time to renew our commitment to developing alternative sources of cute."

"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house. (awkward silence) knock knock. (who's there?) The chicken. Feel free to try on your friends, its a good laugh."

"My mom called and gave me the weekly weather report. I can't wait to do this to my kids."

"Parallel lines have so much in common It's a shame they'll never meet!"

"Did you hear that AIDS isn't spread by a virus? Yeah! It's spread by a fungi!!"

"Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI A spine"

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."