20842

Joke of the Day

"When you wish upon a star ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams."

"What would be the name of a very old rapper? 2 Canes"

"Gotta hand it to babies... ...because their short, stupid little arms can't reach anything"

"How do you get Jizz off of a Scrabble board? Don't bother. That shit's worth 29 points."

"Click here for joke. Click the back button for joke."

"You don't have to like me but at least base it on your own opinion, not someone Else's."

"I had an embarrassing sexual problem with my wife last week - I came too early And found her in bed with someone else"

"Grandson convinced his grandmother to make an email account. Grandson: Look, Grandma. Somebody already sent you an email. *(Click)* Grandmother: Why would I want to enlarge my penis?"

"What kind of wolf never runs? Steppenwolf"

"I saw some guy hitting on a girl the other day... I think it was Mayweather"