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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot"
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"Do you know why Petyr's last name is Baelish? Because he is the liege of Baes. ^I'll ^see ^^myself ^^out."
"/r/badplumbing is leaking"
"""Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."""
"What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself."
"I told my GF that I'm jealous of her V-J. She shows me NO pity, though. She just rubs it in my face"
"So I'm gay and single .... Does that make me homolone?"
"There's a man with two penises? That's nothing, I once knew a guy with FIVE penises... ...and his pants fit like a glove."
"What do you call a famous Internet pirate? Blackneckbeard."
"What did the ireshmen say to the beer ? I love you....."