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Joke of the Day

"One of the best ways to disguise the sound of a fart is to do it during the 4 claps in the Friends theme song."

"Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I'll see myself out."

"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""

"A trans-gender asked me how babies were made...so I made it apparent."

"So I talked to a prostitute that was a prophet today... She told me that I would succeed. EDIT: A religion flair?"

"Valentine's Day is nothing but a commercialized holiday created by pharmaceutical companies to get lonely singles to buy antidepressants."

"What's the worst thing about being Thai? Everyone automatically assumes you have a small dick, even though you're a female."

"Why does Donald Trump take women out on his yacht? Because of the implication."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day; anal sex makes your hole weak."

"How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!"