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Joke of the Day
"What's the absolute worst city to live in? An atroCITY."
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"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it"
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog"
"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."
"What's another name for chicken breasts? Chitties"
"Good cop ""If you confess maybe we can cut you some sort of deal..."" Crab cop *walks sideways off the table*"
"At the gym I wear shirts that state ""If you are not into Anal, DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!!"" I realized how gay that was....after bunch of guys were flocking to me"
"birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said "" One would've done"""
"A healthy man has a thousand wishes and a sick person only one... ... to win the election"
"What do a gay man having sex and a pom pom have in common? They're both poofs on the end of a stick."