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Joke of the Day
"If two cannibals fight Does that make it a food fight?"
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"My friend is concerned about his online dating luck... I told him not to worry -- There are plenty of fish in the net!"
"They put a protective casing over the Vietnam Wall. They're calling it the Maya Lin sheath."
"Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up angrily, yelling at him, ""Get out! We don't take stuck up snobs like you!"" Argon doesn't react."
" My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said *""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?""*"
"When life gives you melons... ...you may be dyslexic."
"How do you call people that are always squinting at you? Asians"
"If video games were really bad for you, then the entire Pac-man generation would be eating pills and running away from their problems Oh wait."
"Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days"
"Why doesn't the Mormon Church have a Tour De France team?"