208379

Joke of the Day

"Life takes you where you are meant to be. Apparently I am meant to be poor with a ton of education and experience."

"What's a reporter's favorite food? Ice cream because they always want a scoop!"

"If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine."

"A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service. What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!"

"And on the 7th day God rested, but the children did not rest. So on Monday God made school and He sent the kids and all the people rejoiced."

"How long do you have to wait between naps?"

"INTERVIEWER: this says u work well with otters. Did u mean others? ME (shoving a romp of otters back into my briefcase): haha yeah of course"

"IamA former Backpage massage girl - AMA!"

"Every 3 seconds a woman has a baby Our mission is to find this woman and stop her."

"To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. They always finish last."