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Joke of the Day

"What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!"

"What does a Canadian get by mixing black and white? Greh."

"Don't drink and drive. Unless you can totally handle it and people need to relax because you're fine."

"Dick::Ebola Your dick is like ebola, you dont have it and no one wants it"

"I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like ""That one's shaped like an idiot."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !"

"Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador"

"Arnold Palmer has died... I heard that he will be half buried and half cremated."

"Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle."

"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."