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Joke of the Day

"So ISIS attacker hid IEDs inside his rectum and detonated it.. What was the last thing that went through this terrorist mind? His ass of course lol. P.s. This is from a true story"

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"What does a teenage southern girl say while having sex? Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!"
"how dare you call me when dogs 101 is on"
"*crawls towards him gets between his legs and asks* What do you want? Him-Whatever you want. Me-*gets a bowl of ice cream and turns on tv*"
"I once knew this vegetable joke ..but then they pulled the plug"
"That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? Denim denim denim...."
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"
"what do you call kayne west at a mexican barbecue? Kanye asada."
"Do what you love and you'll never work a day of your life... Thats why I got a degree in gender studies"