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Joke of the Day
"my sleep schedule says ""party girl"" but my lifestyle says ""reclusive lunatic"""
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"If Jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
"What's wrong with the sentence ""Jack and Jill is playing in the field?"" Women should be first."
"Nice weather guys, lets have the internet outside today..."
"[sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES - ASK US] ME: Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?"
"My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things in her ear... So I leaned forward and said: ""dishes, bathroom and laundry."""
"I must have a great ass Because after leaving a conversation, I always hear someone mumble ""what an ass."""
"Whats the best way to get gum out of your hair. cancer"
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Lets all Twittercide at the same time & not tell a Will Smith parody account, 1 dog account, & all the zombie people just to freak him out."